# Lex # 5507

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# Lex # 5507

☎️🍞 I Just Wanted Bread… The Payphone Had Other Plans 😅📞

There are normal errands…

…and then there are errands that slowly turn into a full existential episode on a random street corner.

This was supposed to be simple:
Walk in.
Buy bread.
Leave like a functioning adult.

Easy.

But no.

Because right outside the bakery  sleek, modern, minding its own business  stands a payphone.

Yes.
A payphone.

In this economy.

In this timeline.

Looking at me like,
“Go ahead… make a call. I dare you.” ☎️😏

And suddenly I’m standing there wondering:

Who am I calling?
Why do I feel like it already knows the answer?
Why is it slightly… intimidating? 😂

Meanwhile, the bakery is glowing behind the glass, full of perfectly arranged bread like it’s part of a lifestyle magazine. 🍞✨

Fresh loaves.
Warm light.
That quiet “you deserve carbs” energy.

But I can’t focus.

Because the trash bin nearby is aggressively pink and loudly announcing something along the lines of “your opinion here,” like it’s trying to start a debate nobody asked for. 🗑️💅

And just when you think things couldn’t get more random

There’s a playground in the background.

A swing.
A horse.

Just casually existing like this street is trying to be:
✔️ bakery
✔️ nostalgic memory
✔️ mild identity crisis

All at once. 😂

At this point, I haven’t even entered the shop yet.

I’m just standing there, holding imaginary bread, mentally negotiating with a payphone and being judged by a trash can.

The vibe?

✨ Slightly chaotic
✨ Mildly philosophical
✨ Bread-adjacent confusion

And honestly?

I still don’t know if I came for the bakery…

Or if the street just called me first. ☎️😌

More Info:

♥ B-Made - Crust & Co. Bakery [Fullset]

♥ B-Made - Lostbox 

♥ [Krescendo] [Kres] Opinion Bin 

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