There’s a Giant Roach in My Pool (and I’m Still Hot)

Okay, so imagine this: you’re trying to have a cute pool day, your glam is on point, your slides are sparkling, and suddenly—boom—a massive roach decides to join the party.

But instead of screaming? I grabbed my [Bad Unicorn] Mad Megaphone, slipped on my The Kiwi Co. Black Honey Sweet Spot tank and fishnets, and started a protest. Because in Second Life, we don’t just freak out—we make it fashion.

Let’s talk details:
The Unorthodox Nola Ponytail gives that effortless “I woke up ready to riot” energy, while the Unorthodox Scalpz UNITS hairbase keeps everything sleek even under poolside chaos. My LeLUTKA Avalon Head paired with ives. Natalia Skin (shade Praline, fresh from Dubai Event) makes every expression serve both beauty and outrage.

Then there’s the Tattoo “Inanna” by GoK—delicate, divine, and slightly rebellious—just perfect for a girl who shouts at bugs with style. The GAWK! Pia Long Arm Warmers and A// Sleazy Slides complete the “I might fight a bug but still look hot doing it” aesthetic.

Now, the star of the show: the [high v.] Pool Pest Floaty. It’s huge, it’s ridiculous, it bumps into your friends, and it’s absolutely everything. The floating version drifts majestically like it owns the pool, while the holdable one lets you bring the pest along wherever you go. Honestly, if summer chaos had a mascot, this would be it.

Minor accessories? Just the usual perfection—dimples, piercings, and glam touches from ^^Swallow^^, ~LF~, and YsoraL that add a sprinkle of rebellion to the whole look. Because even in protest, we accessorize.

Moral of the story: if life throws a roach in your pool… grab your megaphone and start a movement.